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Tacos and Beer

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

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And hot dogs and pizza. Sounds like dinner? Well, I was the beer, “Buzzed Nice” was my name, Ryan was the taco with a secret cream sauce, Trey was the pizza that looks a bit soggy and Kaylee was the cute hot dog with all the toppings. We were The White Trash Family Dinner for Halloween this year. I know, as if we hadn’t worn enough costumes last month! I just got this photo from Ryan’s parents. We went over to his family’s to carve pumpkins and eat dinner, guess what his mom served? Tacos!

Just got back from Morongoing

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

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I went to Morongo Casino and Resort on Saturday to join in the celebration of Ryan’s grandmother turning 80. The whole family was there. We hit the pool right when we got there but the bar was closed. It was warm out and there were other people out there but no drink service. Well, I took care of that. One phone call and a few minutes later we had a bucket of beers and some nachos and the family was munching down and sliding down the water slide. We got dressed and went to dinner, we gambled, we partied and then passed out. Today I am tired. I just can’t party with these old folks, damn, they wore me out. It was really sweet of a couple to say hi to Ryan while having breakfast this morning and complimenting us on our “body of work” so to speak but we were kind of rude to the guy. Ryan’s mother and sister were at the table with us. Not a good move. They know what we do but we keep it low key. So, if you read this, sorry dude for being rude. We really aren’t like that and enjoy when people say hi. So if you see us out and about just check to see if there are old people by us and if so, just do a quiet wave. That would be greatly appreciated 🙂

Over the ledge and over the top

Friday, October 15th, 2010

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Yeah, I’m over the top, alright. It’s these big titties that make me so damn top heavy I can’t keep from falling over. Geez, they can’t get any bigger, I’ll just die. I filmed a little diddy on top of the stairs tonight. It goes up on Wednesday of this week. It was a quiet and simple shoot with just me and Ryan. Kip was busy setting up for being the lead makeup artist for the Scream Awards that film on Saturday. Yep, I lost my makeup artist for the day but I didn’t so bad myself. I think I’ve got that smokey eye look down. Then again, I’m really glad his gig up in LA only lasted a week 🙂

Make a quiche and off to the spa

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Today is my officer Manager’s birthday. We are having a girly brunch with Versace china, Bacarat crystal and flowers and table linens. I even made a rose floral arrangement for her. I am baking 2 quiches and strawberry muffins and fruit salad loaded with tons of Grand Marnier. Afterward we are going to Glen Ivy spa for some much needed relaxation. I have massages scheduled for us and it will be nice to spend some one on one time with her. She is actually the employee that has been with me the longest and she deserves a day just for her. Well, I’m off to go and finish my party preparations.

While Ryan is away…

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Yes, the mouse will play, me being the mouse of course 🙂

Ryan left for Atlanta this morning and I had a ton of work to do not to mention taking my truck down to Pep boys to get a new battery. Do you see how this is working? I am the girl yet I do all the car stuff. Yep, I think I am officially a dike.

Well, I guess dikes hang out with gays because on Monday night instead of watching football I rented “Good Hair” and had my makeup artist and his boyfriend and my hair stylist and his boyfriend and ex boyfriend over to watch the movie and have a grand ‘ol time. We sure did. Just mix gin, vodka and wigs and see what happens…

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On the road AGAIN!!!

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

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Oh, and she wasn’t just posing, she likes her glasses. See for yourself. dog wearing glasses

Kaylee looks pretty darn cute in her sunglasses, if I do say so myself. She hung out in the back seat while Ryan drove her, me and Trey (who was out of sight due to the fact that he was in the very back of the Escalade lying on his memory foam bed) to Vegas on Saturday. Trey just got out of the hospital on Friday. He was there 2 nights due to a bad bug he caught while sipping on some stagnant water while in Mammoth. If you have ever been a witness to Hemorrhagic Gasteroenteritis then you know how messy and scary it can be. My damn dog almost died on me again. I’m really getting sick of this. I need my baby to live a few more years.

Well, getting on to funner things, we were finally all healthy and packed and hopped in the car to go to Las Vegas to attend a party thrown by the owner of The Best Porn.com and wow, does he have a house. We went there a few years ago and they had just finished the interior. 14,000 square feet of interior! Our car ride out was fun and I think I was just so thrilled that my dog was alive and that Ryan was driving and I could sit back and have fun.

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We arrived just in time for Ryan to get a hair cut at my sister Judi’s new salon and then change into our “white wife beaters and bling” as exactly worded in our invitation sent to us by our host Rick. Ryan was supposed to be wearing white but of course he had to sport a black beater instead. He looked cute so I didn’t fight him on it 🙂

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Birthday in the Mountians

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Well, almost got to the mountains on my birthday. What actually happened is that the 395 on our way to Mammoth was closed due to a flash flood. We had the option to hang out with all the other stranded travelers at the Chevron gas station and drink some brewskies with them but I was not interested in sitting in a car in 100 degree weather. Not on my birthday and not any day! We drove back 45 minutes and came across a cute little town called Ridgecrest and I got us a room at a Best Western that was very clean and very nice but they had a limit on what size dog you could have. I’m not one to lie but I did tell the woman at the front desk while checking in that my dog Trey was only 40 lbs. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a 110 pound dog past the lobby?

We arrived the next morning in beautiful Mammoth Lakes. I love that place. It is where Ryan proposed to me. Trey was a happy dog and we hiked and biked and ate and drank and had ourselves a merry little time.

Ryan even did the dishes after our aunt and uncle prepared us rack of lamb for my birthday dinner. Doesn’t he look cute?

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On the road again…

Friday, August 20th, 2010

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My sis is sick so I am driving out to Vegas right now. It is 5:00 AM and I am heading out on the road. I need to take care of her because not only is she sick physically, she just isn’t herself emotionally. I am hopping in the truck with the doggies and heading out to Las Vegas. My doggies are pretty good at making her smile. She loves them like they were hers. I’ll be there all weekend and I’ll be back early Monday to do what? Oversee a damn CAT6 line install which sounds easy but I have a crazy 3 story house that I run my business out of AT& T is setting up of 2 more T1’s and it is all supposed to work. I know, story of my life. Screw all that. It sucks that my sister is sick but I’ll feel better once I am there. Like I said, I’m on the road again…

P.S. That photo isn’t me. I don’t drive a semi, I drive a black dodge ram truck. I thought the photo that I got off the Internet was funny 🙂

Gaga and such…

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

I went to the Staples Center to see Lady Gaga in concert on Wednesday. Can I say that now I am one of her “little monsters”? Her show was fabulous and Ryan and I took Kip and his boyfriend Courtney with us. The tickets for Kip and Court were for Kip’s birthday. Man, those tickets were a bitch to get. We had a little pre-par-tay at Wolfgang Puck’s before hand. Here’s a little diddy from that night…

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Oh man, just call me the dog hauler

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

I got home from SF late last night and then today I had to drive to Baker which is only an hour from Las Vegas to meet my sister to get my dog Trey. I would have waited until Thursday to make the trip but Trey fell while jumping off my sister’s bed and hurt his leg and is limping badly. I got him and then drove like a bat out of hell to Yorba Linda to his vet to get him x-rayed. I dropped him off, drove back home and wrapped gifts for my Mother-in-law and changed clothes and put on make-up and did my hair and then drove back to Yorba to get Trey and then drove to Cypress for her birthday party. Fuck me. I am pooped and I am not driving any longer for at least a year. That sounds good 🙂

Ryan took the mattress off our guest bed and Trey and I are going to lay in the family room and watch TV. I think I am spending the rest of the week on the white trash bed with my hurt doggie.

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