Sometimes I really reach when I’m thinking of a title for one of my kellymadison.com episodes. For instance, take last week’s update, “Fruit Stripe Cum”. OK, if you aren’t a fan of the gum that overwhelms your mouth with flavor until your saliva erupts in your mouth like a volcano only to be let down and be stuck with a piece of tasteless hard putty to chew on then you obviously can’t relate. The damn dress I have on just reminds me of that insidious gum. I’ve been mad for it since early childhood when I would just swallow it when the flavor disappeared. I do love that stupid gum even though it inevitably ALWAYS let me down.
Speaking of culinary inspirations, the other night we decided to just film me at home doing my thing and making dinner. I called it “Dinner and Dessert”. A bit tacky and a bit too obvious but catchy, nonetheless. Shooting that one was fun. There was no big to do with hair and make-up or wardrobe or set. I just put on my comfy clothes and made dinner like I always do and then gave my husband and handjob, a blowjob, and then we had sex in our bed. It is a little glimpse into my real world. As you can see, it isn’t that far from what I portray on my website or DVD’s. You get what you see with me. Want me to toss YOUR salad?
On naming all my episodes and naming most of those on pornfidelity.com and teenfidelity.com I must give myself a bit of credit considering I’ve done almost 1,000 different scenes alone on my site and now almost 500 on pornfidelity (geez the 500th episode is coming up soon, how the hell are we going to top the 400th?, I can’t take the pressure…) and each with different names. Then again, there might be a few duplicates but at 45 I’m going to blame it on the early stages of Alzheimer’s.
