Hey, it may not excite you but this is my 3rd Dyson and I am very excited. My doggies have lots of hair so therefore my house has lots of hair so this is greatly in demand around here. I can’t wait to zoom around the house with it. Maybe I’ll do it naked…

I like this holiday, an excuse to drink Coronas and eat chips and quacamole, are you kidding me? This is awesome! I had fun shooting my Cinco de Mayo scene with Ryan. He, as usual, was game for anything. This time I dressed him up like a day laborer and put a cheesy black mustache on him and went down to the local home improvement store and pretended to pick him up for a “job”.

Yeah, it was a job alright, a blowjob! After the scene was over we couldn’t resist putting hats on the dogs and taking some pics of them.

We had our own little family party after the scene and hung out and barbequed some hot dogs and went in the spa. We stayed the night and got up the next day and cleaned up the set and went in the pool. It was a nice weekend. And we got the scene done and edited and on the site just in time for Cinco de Mayo so check out my new update in the members section. Today we will be a bit more traditional with tacos and Coronas, yum!

Don’t even ask me how I found this photo on the internet. I was looking for a pink penis phone to buy for a friend and this image shows up when I googled it. By the way, never found the phone…

April 21st was Trey’s 12th birthday. I didn’t think he would make it with all his problems but he’s healthy, active and happy. (OK, maybe not so happy with the bunny ears on, but overall he’s happy) We had a birthday get together with our other 2 doggies and Ryan and the of course, me, the proud mama. Hey, I’m not that weird, it isn’t as though I invited other people and their dogs for the birthday party. Wait until his 13th birthday for that!

I felt like I was on that “Hoarders” show. Well, hoarder no more because I ended up with a big pile of junk that was on it’s way out. I called 1-800-Got-Junk and those cute young boys loaded up an entire truck full of stuff. It wasn’t cheap to haul all that junk away but I chose them because they properly recycle all the computer and TV’s and various items. I couldn’t live with myself knowing it was all going into a landfill.

We also cut down and loaded up an entire truck bed full of boxes and I took that and a bunch of styrofoam and aluminum cans down to the local recycling facility. I was amazed at how big the enterprise was. I drove up and found myself in a huge line of cars. There were employees running around taking bags of cans and handing out receipts and forklifts whizzing about. I was told to back my truck up into a huge pile of cardboard. Meanwhile, there were several speeding forklift guys running back and forth in front of and behind my truck driving around as if it were a drag race and large plastic bottle all over the ground so as I drove it sounded like a damn firing range. Not easy on the nerves, that’s for sure. I got $38 for 3 bags of crushed cans and only $3.80 for all that cardboard. Oh well, I wasn’t doing it for the money, I was doing it for Mother Earth. So with this said, Happy Earth Day. I know I did my part

I took this picture from the front seat of my truck, that picture doesn’t do the pile justice, it was freaking huge!

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The beautiful buxom Sophie D came by the Madison pad and shot some porn with us. Had a blast with her as usual. We shot on April 12th. Sorry I didn’t post this earlier but we left early Friday morning for Vegas to celebrate our anniversary. I came back Tuesday morning and haven’t stopped since. I can’t believe something as important as this is to share I let slip. I tell you, old age is getting the best of my memory

Thank god age isn’t affecting my sex drive. Sophie and I got on each other like 2 cats in heat. Ryan could barely keep up with us. Sophie then got ready to go out afterwards and attended the XRCO awards show. I don’t know how she did it, I was spent, she worked me good. Hot hot hot! Check out the pornfidelity.com update with Sophie D going up on April 27th.

Every day is dog day in this household. Took the mutts to the park in Laguna Niguel the other day. I swear when I die I am coming back as a dog of a woman with no kids so that I can get spoiled.

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Wow, look what the Easter bunny brought today! An actual blog entry from Kelly Madison! Shit, I’ve been so bad lately. I hate to say I’ve been busy but I kinda have been…

Still, no excuse. This is my job and this is what I love so I shouldn’t slack. I did clean out the garage at the office for the last few days and it was a job from hell. I’ll tell you all about it later, but now let me just wish everyone a wonderful day. I’m spending it with Ryan and the doggies and our family. Love and bunny kisses to you all!