Yay! What everyone is excited for today, the Annual Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet! OK, maybe not “everyone” but the good thing is the puppies get adopted and no one suffers a head injury or gets accused of sexual assault.
I am attending a Super Bowl party and my husband isn’t too happy about it. He really wants to just stay home and eat nachos and watch the game without interruption but it is thrown by HIS family and HIS friends are attending so he’s gotta do it. I have a great time talking with everyone and eating snacks and drinking some beers and I am looking forward to the half-time show with Lady Gaga, don’t get me wrong I really enjoy football but I would rather watch the playoffs than the actual Super Bowl game and my team isn’t playing so this year I am more concerned about what I am wearing today and how to avoid talking to his family about politics, God help me with this one…
I really like my most current update, BAD QUEEN. I like being naughty and dressing up and putting on a gilded crown, it uh, just sort fits my personality lately. Not that I feel entitled, but I do like being in charge!
If you missed my announcement last week, please do check out my new free tour on my site.
There are tons of trailers and I can’t wait now for the new members’ section coming soon. We were working on the inside but decided to go a different route and worked on the tour and re-doing all 3 sites’ member’s sections. It has taken a lot of time and hard work but it will make being a member to our sites so much more rewarding, can’t wait!
I have been practically standing on my head to get the tour and site finished, handle all of our new productions that are very labor intensive, shoot all my content and keep it fun and current, take care of the business, the houses, the dogs, the husband, and keeping myself sane, oh, it might be too late for that…
Happy 2017, how is it going so far? Thus far I have returned home from my adventures in Baltimore and Washington DC, taken on many personal and business challenges, I have been shooting a ton of content for my personal site to make up for my down time when I had the cancer removed from my face, and of course, took a day off to celebrate the New Year, uh nope, I actually worked that day too!
2017 has taken off running. We hired new people and we are doing a lot of new and exciting shoots for all 3 of the sites. We are blessed to have the greatest crew and everyone always pulls together and makes it happen. We have been working on new sets, we actually even made a bed on the wall the other day, among other things. Business has been wonderful and this seems to be the perfect time to take on all these new ventures.
In regards to travel, going to Baltimore and DC was invigorating, adventurous and inspiring, especially DC.
I really enjoyed Baltimore and the suite we stayed in had the most amazing views. We got in pretty late on Friday night but just in time to go to a great bar and restaurant and order giant crab legs and do a whiskey tasting and watch a live band. It was freezing cold outside on Saturday but we could stay in our beautiful hotel room and look out on to the bay and enjoy the views of the entire city, order delicious room service and make love and then attended the football game on Sunday, Eagles vs Ravens. It was chilly but a hot pretzel did the trick. This is me sitting in the stadium in the cold waiting for my pretzel and beer.
We woke up on Monday and headed to DC and then attended the Panthers vs Redskins game, did I mention this was Ryan’s 40th Birthday trip and he LOVES football? OK, now that was a outdoor stadium night game that didn’t even begin until 9PM so a cold beer and pretzel wasn’t going to do the trick, hand warmers were the key to keeping warm that night.
This was our first trip to DC and we were both in aye. We toured the Capital, the White House, tried to see as many of the Smithsonian museums as we could, the Holocaust Museum, and walked up and down the Mall sightseeing like crazy and we couldn’t get enough. We want to go back in the Spring because there is so much to do and see and 3 1/2 days just isn’t enough. We stayed at the Hay Adams hotel and we were literally right across the street from the White House. There was a great bar we went to called Off the Record with political cartoons all over the walls. Congress wasn’t in session but you could just feel the vibe of the city and how exciting it must be to live there. Who knows, I have always wanted to do public service, hmmm, porn to politics? I don’t know if even Washington DC could handle my big mouth!
I was happy to be home and nothing says home more than a snuggly sweater in bed so that was my first shoot when I got home. Next I did a lingerie number with a super high waist, sort of my tribute to the 80’s. I also did a little Christmas shopping just in time which turned into a 3-some.
So that’s my end of December and beginning of January update. As I said, this New Year is busier than years prior but I love it. I feel energized and passionate about the future and I hope you do too. I have a feeling this isn’t going to be an easy year but I feel this is a year to reap the rewards of hard work, integrity, compassion and determined stubbornness of the past. So Happy New Year and my wish for you is that this year brings you the warmth of love and illuminates your life path towards a positive direction. My wish also for you and for myself is that the negativity and difficulties in life end and 2017 brings success and desired results.
Happy Holidays Everyone! December has been full of surprises so far, and I have been getting some unexpected and unwanted gifts :/
A few weeks ago I had skin cancer removed from my face. I have long stayed out of the sun and the only time I am golden brown now is if I hit the spray tanner machine so I was a bit taken aback when the biopsy came back as Squamous cell carcinoma. I was going to wait until after the holidays to get it removed but the doctor had a last minute opening and I thought no biggie, it is just a little tiny spot on my jaw, how bad can it be? Well I had five stitches and nice big bandage on my face for a week and now I have a long scar and I’m not very thrilled about it. It curtailed my shooting the past few weeks but thank goodness we already had some in the can ready to go.
So with that said, I did some nasty flashing out in public with nothing on but some undies and stockings and a trench coat. Very fun indeed! I received a lot of attention that day. I had guys up on a rooftop doing construction that halted their work to take a gander at my giant breasts, some happy drivers on the road and a guy watering his lawn who took a few snapshots with his phone.
I also did a little sunbathing with the hubby out on the lawn. Sort of ironic that I did this shoot prior to the cancer diagnoses, all my younger years trying to get a “healthy” tan came back to bit me on the…face! Nevertheless, I had fun on a warm November day playing with the hose and that of my husband’s.
We also did a little tag team on the massage table. Ahhh, the beauty of youth and it’s innocence.
This week I brought you a treat from the past and did a little tree trimming with an exotic beauty.
I should be all healed up soon and ready to give you some brand new content to enjoy. But remember, keep your sunscreen on your face and the lube on your hands!
With the scary clown craze going on everywhere I decided I had to dress my husband up as the creepiest clown ever! This scene is going up tonight on teen fidelity.com. You have to check out the free trailer, very unsettling to say the least.
I celebrated my Halloween on Saturday. I have been working so hard on all of our productions that I finally got to do my kellymadison.com Halloween shoot on Saturday after spending 3 1/2 hours in hair and makeup getting ready for my Day of the Dead shoot. I then packed up and drove out to Las Vegas with my makeup still on and attended my sister’s Halloween party. My great friend and office manager Wendy attended the gala with me. We kept scary fucking clown at home to finish editing his clown video.
I hope for all of you that you don’t get tricked but rather treated to a pleasurable evening. And if you happened to log on to my site, I have a very special Halloween themed scene I put up last week that I did with Ryan and a sexy little number named Coco.
And I also updated this week my adventures in nature where I am a little innocent deer that got hunted by a big bad bear – oooooh scary…
So again, Happy Haloweenie to all my pretties!!!!!
Seriously, that’s the question I asked myself all throughout the month of August. 49? Where has time gone? I remember thinking when I started my website that I was 33 and wow that’s a bit old to be taking off your clothes but alas, here I am 16 years later still strutting my stuff. It may be older stuff but still stuff, nonetheless. Thanks for the support.
I spent the month keeping my mind off my age and at times probably should have been acting my age. We hired a beautiful model to do arial acrobatics and I just couldn’t keep myself from hanging from the fabric like a little kid.
I tried to be a bit more respectable but ended up masturbating in the bathroom while I was at a party. Shame on me!
Then I decided to dress like a lady and then promptly undress and again with the masturbation? I guess the older women get the hornier they get? It seems to ring true for this old broad!
I was able to spend my birthday weekend with some very dear friends down in Newport Beach. We rented a villa and right when we checked in Ryan got out the camera and we inaugurated our weekend home. We had fun and shot some content, made dinner and went to bed early and rose with sun and drank our coffee while overlooking the golf course and the beautiful ocean view. We then met up with our friends who drove down from LA and Ryan and Kyle golfed while I was able to get some wonderful girl time with Sarah hanging out by the pool and going to the spa. We dined that evening together and then reluctantly went home the next day. This was my third time staying at the Villas at Pelican Hill and I could just live there permanently, a bit expensive but maybe they won’t notice me if I keep real quiet ; )
Happy Summer Everyone! Wow is it hot where I live. Over 100 degrees is just too much for me, can we say “Boob Sweat” for days?!!! So I took a quick work/vaca down to Huntington Beach with Ryan and the doggies and got away from the blistering hot weather. It was great. We were right across from the beach and our view was awesome, plus it wasn’t too far from Dog Beach and restaurants and shopping were just an elevator down. I really enjoy shooting on location. I don’t have the crew I have when I shoot at home but it just feels more intimate and real when it is just Ryan and myself. So I did a few shoots, got crushed by a big ass wave and I still have water in my left ear, and the highlight was taking the dogs for long walks for sure.
I graduated high school from Huntington Beach High over 30 years ago and some parts of Huntington are so different now. It is so much nicer than it was but there are parts that still have that old beach town charm and kind of grimey. I like it all.
So since my full time preoccupation is trying to stay OUT of the heat and indoors with my AC, thoroughly utilizing my new solar panels, I have been doing a bunch of online tests. I guess I’m trying to figure myself out since I will be turning 49 next month. I found some that are really cool. For instance,
To find out what Chinese Element you are can help you with balancing your energy, Tao of Wellness has the best one:
So if you are going to waste time on the Internet after checking out my new Summer updates, check out these tests, hey it is always fun to learn about yourself and you might come away with a different view on yourself and how to relate to others!
Look who I met down at the fireworks stand before it opened. Too bad we got there too early and they weren’t open for business yet. Oh well, I took her home with me and Ryan and made our own fireworks with her!
And a few years ago I got caught pleasuring myself in my bedroom by the Bug Man.
I thought I was all alone in my room when he came peering through my bedroom window at me! He invited himself in.
I liked the thorough service he provided and figured it was a one time thing. Oh no, forward a few years and there I was again on the bed with my favorite toy and just as he had done before, he spied on me and then boldly walked on in to give me my Bug Man full service job…
It has been a bit of a circus around here. We’ve had Mean Kitty and Horny Horse, pregnancy surprise and travels to Napa.
To begin I thought it might be fun to punish Mr. Madison and put a restraining mask on him, tie him up and tease him with my kitty cat. Oh, I know, I’m such a Mean Kitty, aren’t I? Don’t worry, he liked it and it was nice getting my kitty cat licked and he got none!
Don’t worry guys, I wasn’t too rough on him. I just like to play like I’m mean. Purrr purrr.
Next it was out in the country on a warn summer day taking a bath in old horse trough. Little did I know there was still a horse around who wanted to drink. I decided to drink up his cum instead!
After all that horsin’ around, we had a surprise guest from the past with news of her pregnancy and guess who the Daddy is? Mr. Madison of course! After enjoying the pleasures of how he got her pregnant we had to rush her off to the emergency room to give birth to a baby Madison.
Then we packed our bags and headed for Napa. Oh, how sweet the taste of wine country. Our room had a view of the local vineyards and each morning I awoke to tranquility of inner peace and beauty of nature and a slight wine hangover!
I am so very thankful for every brave American Soldier who faithfully gave everything, some even their lives, in order to provide me with opportunity and freedom.
I am still a very proud contributor for over a year now to pets for vets, www.petsforvets.com. Check them out, they are an awesome organization. So as I said last year, spend less than what you would on a 6-pack of beer this Memorial day and help a vet get a fuzzy friend that will change their life.
It has been a little over a month since I last checked in with everyone. I finished all my renovations for now and gearing up for a busy summer ahead. I had a lot of fun shooting this month for my site and got back to my roots of doing more costume style shoots. After all these years I still enjoy getting ready and the excitement I feel knowing that I get to share my art, for lack of a better word, with the everyone. I decided to use my unfinished room as a set and borrow some guns of Ryan’s and do a little sniper inspired gun toting video/photo set. Don’t mistake my posing with guns as some sort of political statement. On the contrary, I quite fear guns and I am not a big fan of the NRA and I’m all about stricter gun laws. Holding the that big shotgun did make me feel like a badass, I will admit that!
After holding a big gun and pleasuring myself what was next? A nice long sensual massage. Oh yeah and let me tell you, it felt real goooood. I got pampered in every sense of the word. It was delicious!
Next it was time to head out and attend Coachella, or my version of it entitled “Cuntchella” ha ha.
And the following week it was all about taking me out to the ball game and then seducing one of the players on the team. Batter up Boys!
And saving the best for last, I got to school you as only Ms. Madison can on the details of Sexual Intercourse as taught in my School of Porn. Check out my youtube video taken from the intro of the video from my site.
In closing, for those that are enjoying a day off or for those working tirelessly like my husband is today at the office, take a moment to say “thanks” to our vets. At 3:00 today take a moment of silence in remembrance of our vets and pray that the horrors of violence and war is soon to be a thing of our past and not something humanity has to bear with until the end of time.
Happy April Everyone. This month has been full of new things, new beings, and a new perspective on what it takes to get shit done around the house. On the 13th it was mine and Ryan’s wedding anniversary. We have been together for almost 17 years, and most of that time married and working together. I am starting to take this hard working man for granted and most recently realized my whole universe would not have been the same had he not been with me, holding my hand and going on this journey together. Awwww, yes, I am still in love with him even though he does tend to drive me crazy!
The day after our anniversary my new nephew was born, his name is Zen and he was delivered Cesarean which caused a few respiratory problems for him but I can happily announce today, 11 days later, he is coming home from the hospital as healthy as can be! Yay!
I spent last weekend babysitting my niece’s other son and her husband’s two children. I took them to go see Jungle Book, OMG, that is my favorite movie now. I love being an Aunt and spoiling them and buying them frozen yogurt and toys and going to the park and then packing up my car and going home. Dogs are way easier – ha ha. No really, they are precious and if I could spend time with them every weekend I would : )
I love doing content for my site and so I have been busy this month doing that as you can see, I can’t fake the funk.
I have also taken on the chore of remodeling the master bedroom at the work house. I wanted to do a reclaimed brick wall look with old brick, who knew it took so much work to make something look old and torn up a bit. Geez. It is done now and it looks great, just what I wanted. I re-did the ceiling, lighting, flooring, paint, floor boards, you name it. I also upgraded the master bath and the walk in closet. I also like how one starts off with a budget in mind and somehow along the way it quadruples? How does that happen?
I am on my way over to see Ryan with the doggies in about an hour. I have to do my makeup and then head over to the work house with about 20 sets of bras and panties to model for Polaroids that I sell on my site along with my outfit I’m wearing today for the shoot (I know it is Sunday but what can I say, working is fun for me!), dog food and walking apparatus for them, chicken and veggies to barbecue and some adult beverages, bathing suits to go into the pool and spa afterwards and most importantly, I take with me a great sense of happiness knowing that I get to enjoy this beautiful day.