May 13th, 2013
I had a lovely Mother’s day yesterday. I spent it with Ryan’s family and it couldn’t have been more enjoyable, except for maybe the 3 loads of piping hot dog poo I had to pick up at the park that my fur babies gave me. How sweet of them, huh? It was so hot yesterday at the park I thought I was going to pass out. It is only May and it hit over 100 degrees and it was even hotter today! Today I stayed indoors and worked on my websites. I am not venturing outdoors until it gets dark. I’m a little vampire when it is hot out, I much prefer the cold winter. Boob sweat is NOOOO fun.
What is fun is shooting for pornfidelity.com. Our shoot on Saturday was great. We worked with Ashley Graham. After our sexy threesome romp we hung out and I made us dinner and she had a few glasses of wine with me and she decided to spend the night. So I not only had a great scene for our business and for our fans but I also made a new friend – thanks Ashley!
Tomorrow is May 14th, my Mother’s birthday. If she were still alive she would be 82. I miss her. It sucks that Mother’s day always falls on or close to her birthday, kind of a double whammy of sadness. Even though she passed in 2001 I think of her every day. She had such a great sense of humor and was my biggest fan. She taught me so much and most importantly she taught me to be kind and thoughtful and open. She constantly read and was full of knowledge and shared everything with me that she learned. She introduced me to art, music, politics, science and cooking. She was a great cook.
Speaking of cooking, it is getting late. I started today on the computer around 9:30 AM and here it is 8:30PM. Time flies in here in my office. My neck hurts and my tummy is growling and my fur babies are hungry and so must be my husband. I’ll check in later this week with some uplifting info, kisses to you all!
May 5th, 2013
Just marinated some carne asada (gluten free, of course) and Ryan fired up the grill, gotta Bloody Maria (bloody mary made with Tequila) in my hand and I’m off to go dance around a sombrero! Love ya and have a great day…
May 4th, 2013
OK, I’m a dork. But happy 4th!
April 22nd, 2013
My wedding anniversary was on 4/13 and how does a couple who just completed their first ever Hardcore Porn “Get My Belt” do now? “We go to Disneyland!”, yep, and that’s just what we did. We checked into the Disney Grand California resort and spa on Saturday the 13th. First off, let me just say that a fancy name and a $600 room rate doesn’t mean shit at Disney. The room sucked. It was no better than a standard room at a Best Western if even that and should have cost no more than $100. Our balcony overlooked Downtown Disney but it wasn’t very impressive.Thank god we got out of there quick and dumped our bags off and headed to the park. We had a lot of fun. We ate giant turkey legs, ran around like a couple of kids and drank beer while waiting to get on the rides, (still couldn’t get over the fact we could drink at the California Adventure Park and there were tons of people with baby strollers just walking around with beers, very odd indeed). OK, so rides were awesome and the company was the best. Ryan and I haven’t spent quality time together just being goofy and laughing.
Right before getting on the ride the Tower of Terror
Mickey Ears and all…
I would have written about my grossly overpriced Disney vacation earlier but I had to leave early on Tuesday for a big photo shoot adventure out in the desert. We had 4 days of straight filming. At 45 I still don’t know how I do it. Just alone on Thursday I had 7 outfit changes which means 7 various shoots. The days began around 7AM and ended around 8PM and then I would make dinner for the crew and clean up. Oh yeah, I also brought my 3 dogs with me. They were soooo dirty when we got home. I was exhausted on Friday but it didn’t matter, those dogs got a bath and then I collapsed. Here we are being weird as usual. And “NO, that isn’t one of my dogs, it is an app on Ry’s phone!”
Probably THE most important date just happened yesterday, Trey’s 13th Birthday. He made it, that damn dog did it. My goal was to get my sickly dog to 13 and not only is he 13, he is cancer free, he is as healthy as a pup and I am now grateful for each day longer that he is on this planet with me. We had a little b-day celebration last night for him.
Since his radiation burn is still healing, he is continuing to wear t-shirts. I got him this one to wear yesterday to the vet and for his party.
I’m off to go to the office now and spray some termite stuff on our new country shack set. We brought in some old stumps and made a bed out of them and I don’t want any critters jumping out and getting into my new wood walls. That is actually what inspired last week’s update, “Bio hazzard blowjob”. I really did buy that mask and I am going to spray poison in my room but the guys thought the mask was cool so an idea was born. Hope you liked it, I really did. I love Ryan in that creepy old fashioned mask. It turned me on soooo much. I really am sick!
April 12th, 2013
Check out the free trailer here!
I really do love my team here at Kelly Madison Media. I posted a few weeks ago that I had worked hard on doing a pornfidelity.com scene and even showed off my “lovely” manicure from building that set and distressing the wardrobe but now it was worth all the hard work. The new trailer for the last installment of “Get My Belt” just went up on the site and I feel like proud parent. The team really made something artful that I couldn’t be happier with. We all pulled together and created something I think isn’t just porn, it is cinematic. Great job by Skin Diamond. She was the most beautiful and giving performer portraying a slave and she just owned the character and made is so sexy and vulnerable and in the end so powerful. Great performance by my husband Ryan who had to go to very dark place to pull this whole DVD off. Great job by our film and editing done by Matt and assisted by Andy. I also have to give Carissa and Laura credit with their hair and make-up and Carissa for getting us the most beautiful horse. Everyone in the team put their blood, sweat and tears into this one. Thanks also to Courtney with his rope hanging skills and to Cathy and Jerry for slaving away helping me build that shack set. Again, couldn’t be prouder, Great job guys!
April 7th, 2013
I was screwing around with my iphone photos that I shot a week ago. I snapped these right before we filmed and then played with my Vintique app. I must admit I do like Ryan in a cowboy hat. The update that we were shooting is called “Rough Country” and it went up on my site on Friday. It got a bit rough in the beginning when Ryan took leather straps and nailed me to the wall and threw a knife at me but after that is was all hugs and kisses!
March 31st, 2013
We worked late into the wee hours of the morning and Easter Sunday has come upon us too soon. Yesterday we filmed 2 scenes for kellymadison.com and then Ryan and Matt, who is our editor extraordinaire, were editing the pornfidelity,com “Get My Belt Episode 4″ until after 1:00AM. I think we all got to bed around 3:00 AM. This intense pace is going to kill us all. Either that or it is going to make my husband Ryan a very very bitter little bunny. Oops, by the look of this photo it may be too late. I suppose a little coffee and Baily’s and a chocolate egg from See’s candy will brighten my Easter morning. Yum. That’s what was in my Easter Basket this morning. Just for that, I think I’m going to have to definitely fuck the Easter Bunny. I mean, come on, he gave me See’s Candy : )
March 29th, 2013
Sometimes I really reach when I’m thinking of a title for one of my kellymadison.com episodes. For instance, take last week’s update, “Fruit Stripe Cum”. OK, if you aren’t a fan of the gum that overwhelms your mouth with flavor until your saliva erupts in your mouth like a volcano only to be let down and be stuck with a piece of tasteless hard putty to chew on then you obviously can’t relate. The damn dress I have on just reminds me of that insidious gum. I’ve been mad for it since early childhood when I would just swallow it when the flavor disappeared. I do love that stupid gum even though it inevitably ALWAYS let me down.
Speaking of culinary inspirations, the other night we decided to just film me at home doing my thing and making dinner. I called it “Dinner and Dessert”. A bit tacky and a bit too obvious but catchy, nonetheless. Shooting that one was fun. There was no big to do with hair and make-up or wardrobe or set. I just put on my comfy clothes and made dinner like I always do and then gave my husband and handjob, a blowjob, and then we had sex in our bed. It is a little glimpse into my real world. As you can see, it isn’t that far from what I portray on my website or DVD’s. You get what you see with me. Want me to toss YOUR salad?
On naming all my episodes and naming most of those on pornfidelity.com and teenfidelity.com I must give myself a bit of credit considering I’ve done almost 1,000 different scenes alone on my site and now almost 500 on pornfidelity (geez the 500th episode is coming up soon, how the hell are we going to top the 400th?, I can’t take the pressure…) and each with different names. Then again, there might be a few duplicates but at 45 I’m going to blame it on the early stages of Alzheimer’s.
March 26th, 2013
I’m ashamed. I just glanced at the date I did my last blog and quite honestly, I suck. I have so much to tell you that I fear I will bore you with all that has been going on. It has been a while since we have been this busy here at Kelly Madison Media. We have been shooting our butts off creating tons of content for kellymadison.com, shooting another production for Brazzers, and as always, shooting for pornfidelity.com plus now we will be updating teenfidelity.com every week instead of every other week so that adds a few more production days on to the month. I’ve also been working on my new Members section that is well overdue by about 5 years as well as completing our first hardcore/bondage inspired DVD entitled “Get My Belt” of which this is the 3rd installment, please view the free trailer. To prove to you how hard I’ve been working, check out my beautiful nails last Friday. I had to take my acrylics off because my nails kept breaking while putting up wood paneling in one of our sets. I think sanding, staining, and antiquing a table and set of chairs is what really did a doozy on my poor hands.
My husband also bought a rusty old troft and assured me it was water tight. I poured the water in and out it came all over my newly rustic table. I then used that foam stuff from Home Depot used in construction that fills up holes without wearing gloves. Not pretty but I am quite proud of my new Old West set with all our newly acquired antique tools and such. Kind of want to use that hammer on Ryan!
On a prettier note, we rented an old car and shot up in LA and in Orange 2 weeks ago. We did 2 different scenes and Ryan and I both fell in love with the old Cadillac, and so did the doggies. After returning home we went for a joy ride with the kids. I think I see an old Cadillac in my future very soon…
I’ve had 3 updates posted on my site since last I checked in as well as a behind the scenes update from all the activity in the month of February. Here’s a sample of what’s gone up. “Titty Trecking” “Spa-gasm” and “February BTS”. Can you tell which is which? : )
To speak the obvious, I’m dog tired. In fact, the whole fam is tired. These are a few photos I snapped with my phone this past Sunday morning.
We all got up at 7AM but everyone went back to sleep by 10:30AM. We didn’t rest for long, it was off to the vet for mani/pedis and anal glands and then off to the park and then gluten free grocery shopping for the week.
March 12th, 2013
Couldn’t believe my luck last month with such a beautiful and warm day to be able to shoot outside. Got this pic from that hot ass day in February and finally got up the free trailer on my website, entitled “heat wave”. The rest of the days weren’t so great but I can’t complain about March so far. Warm days and cool nights make me really appreciate where I live. Bless the Gods of So Cal and the weather bestowed upon us!
Sad news, my dog Trey got sick again with aspiration pneumonia last week. He got something past that windpipe, or lack thereof, and both lungs were affected this time. Whatever got down there must not have been that big because only after a day of being on antibiotics and using the Nebulizer on him 3 times a day he seems almost perfect. He just wanted me spend another 1K on him. This dog will go down in history as the most expensive dog ever. Oh he’s worth it, just look at him.
OK, now for the Hot Sex part of the story. My husband who is over worked, I mean just check out pornfidelity.com’s newest update, was working on the computer all day on Saturday. We just didn’t have the time to do an actual shoot with lights and our camera guys and he had a golf tournament at 6AM the next morning so I offered to just make him dinner and let him shoot me with his little camera while doing so and then I would give him a hand job and then have sex with him in our bed. Real life, I suppose. It was fun and easy and he got dinner and I got sex and we all went to bed happy happy : )
“wow, an actual rear shot, that never happens with me!”